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Old 04-01-2009, 08:16 AM
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Default Should children witness childbirth?

Should children witness childbirth?

Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.

The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Katie, a 3-yr old girl to hold

a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Katie did as she was asked.

Mum-to-be pushed and pushed and after a little while, a baby boy was born.

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom.

Baby began to cry.

The paramedic then thanked Katie for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr old

what she thought about what she had just witnessed.

Katie quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place... smack his arse again!"
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Old 04-04-2009, 09:48 AM
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hahaha! lol! i thought it was a serious story.
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